During flight they hit you with additional $200 "landing charge"

It's day 4 of your honeymoon and you're still on the tarmac

Plane has a "Hyundai" hood ornament

When you arrive, Hawaii looks suspiciously like Detroit

Inflatable vest replaced with smaller inflatable bow ties

Plane can't take off until you lose 20 pounds

In-flight entertainment: watching two fat guys fight for an armrest

Flight attendants wearing clothes you packed

The pilot -- Andy Dick. Seriously, Andy, we love you and want you to get help!

During the captain's preflight checklist, you hear him say, "close enough"

Tuesday, August 05, 2008
Late Show with David Letterman